Game show questions can be pretty hard, but what were these people thinking?
21 of the Funniest Game Show Answers Ever Given
Updated on Jul. 28, 2025
New purchase
Family Feud question: Name something you feel before you buy it.
Answer: Excited.
Wrong on all accounts
Family Feud question: Give us a vegetable you marinate.
Answer: Grapes.
The category was U.S. cities
Jeopardy! answer: Its largest airport is named for a World War II hero; its second largest, for a World War II battle.
Question: What is Toronto?
The feeling was mutual
Family Feud question: Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house.
Answer: Naked grandma!
We were looking for month three or four
Family Feud question: During what month of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant?
Answer: September.
He didn’t say “author”
Family Feud question: Name a famous Arthur.
Answer: Shakespeare.
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What did you call me?
Jeopardy! answer: This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker.
Question: What is a hoe?
It’s Winnie the Pooh
Family Feud question: Real or fictional, name a famous Willy.
Answer: Willy the Pooh.
Sir, you are very, very wrong
Jeopardy! answer: In common law, the age of this, signaling adulthood, is presumed to be 14 in boys and 12 in girls.
Question: What is the age of consent?
Phony, not pony
Family Feud question: Name something you might buy that could turn out to be phony.
Answer: A horse.
Doesn’t sound Biblical to us
Jeopardy! answer: A Christian hymn and a Jewish holiday hymn are both titled this, also the name of a 2009 Tony-nominated musical.
Question: What is Kinky Boots?
Papa isn’t going to get you any points
Family Feud question: Name a kind of bear.
Answer: Papa.
Clever, but no
Jeopardy! answer: In 1891, this European said, “Perhaps my factories will put an end to war sooner than your congresses.”
Question: Who is this handsome gentleman? (With an arrow pointing up at himself)
Just think about that for a second
Family Feud question: Name a yellow fruit.
Answer: Orange.
Not a sports fan
Jeopardy! answer: 100+ assists in an NHL season have been accomplished only 13 times, 11 times by this player.
Question: Who is Magic Johnson?
Are you part of a nudist colony?
Family Feud question: Name something only worn by children.
Answer: Clothes.
Not what we were looking for
Family Feud question: Name something that follows the word “pork.”
Answer: Upine.
We don’t either
Jeopardy! answer: Harpo Marx was among this group when it met in NYC’s Rose Room for its final time, in 1943 and found there was nothing left to say.
Question: What is I have no idea?
Try again
Family Feud question: Name something made of wool.
Answer: Sheep.
Hmmm
Jeopardy! answer: Paul III roared at him, “I have waited 30 years for your services. Now I’m Pope. Can’t I satisfy my desire?”
Question: Who is Lady Godiva?
We were looking for sunscreen
Family Feud question: Name something people take with them to the beach.
Answer: Um, turkey.
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